If you are inclined to try this yourself, um... Wait. At least until you read my thoughts. Because, yeah, it could go horribly, horribly wrong.
But when it doesn't, this is what it looks like:
Thoughts and observations from someone who has been repeatedly introduced as "Nicole Silvers, that dog whisperer lady I was telling you about" I don't whisper to dogs; I eavesdrop on their conversations with each other.